jesuschristvevo:

*has my feelings surgically removed*

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@11 hours ago with 145882 notes

teen:

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

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@12 hours ago with 142419 notes

http://ohmypreciousgirl.tumblr.com/post/95501040407/septembriseur-wow-its-so-hard-to-understand 

septembriseur:

Wow, it’s so hard to understand why a woman-written comic about a female superhero who wears a sensible costume, writes fanfic, and stuffs her face with tasty gyros is so popular and trendy, while a cover for a forthcoming male-written book that portrays its female…

@12 hours ago with 2619 notes

marvel cinematic universe ladies

(Source: daily-marvel, via narniangriff23)

@12 hours ago with 6505 notes

TOP 20 TV SHIPS (as voted by my followers)
19. Andy and April (Parks and Recreation)
"I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?"

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@12 hours ago with 1307 notes

kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

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@12 hours ago with 146308 notes

twasitwas:

wheresthe-angel:

Imagine if in The Avengers 2, at one point Steve is surrounded by enemies, and so are all the other avengers and it’s clear to Steve that he’s not gonna be walking away from this.

All of a sudden, they all start falling around him faster than any of them can realize what’s going on.

Steve looks up at a nearby building and just sees

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Fuck you :D

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@12 hours ago with 8541 notes
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@12 hours ago with 15275 notes

http://ohmypreciousgirl.tumblr.com/post/95500954542/wyattsalazar-the-you-live-with-your-parents 

wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came…

@11 hours ago with 17728 notes
rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

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@12 hours ago with 151373 notes

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

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@12 hours ago with 38688 notes

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

*waves hands helplessly* kelvin

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@12 hours ago with 275925 notes

salt-and-pepper-panda:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

500% perfect boyfriend material

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@12 hours ago with 602181 notes

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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@12 hours ago with 178563 notes
givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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@12 hours ago with 25508 notes